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SOMEBODY HELP ME! I’M WRITING THIS LETTER AGAINST MY WILL!!!

Haha, kidding.

Hmm..what’s there to say about my bestfriend? Maybe that she’s always there. As in..ALWAYS. Thank you bestie, for being here when..AHEM..a certain person frustrates me..AHEM. And hmm..let’s see. I shall write more raps about us. And you shall continue helping me memorize all the insanely fast things Eminem says.

But lets get down to what this is reaaaally about. You wanna know where we’re gonna sit next year. Haha. Cuz I know, being your bestie, that..you’re getting tired of..certain..people. As am i. I’ll tell you this much. If i don’t get to sit in my seat next year, i will flip a b****. So yeah..i’m pretty sure bonnie&clyde will be at work.

CRAP! we need to find something that rhymes with eleven!!!

• bonnie&clyde 2009
• Jess&Len 2010
• ????????????

Oh jeez. We’ve got some work to do. Now..for the regular cliche things a bestie’s supposed to say:

1. If any guy breaks her heart, I will break their faceNUTS.
2. Don’t change. Stay exactly the way you are.
3. If they can’t accept them for you, then make them. Cuz you’re sure as hell not changing for ANYONE.
4. He’s not worth it.
5. I’ll get him for you.
6. “There’s no need for that” (with Sam’s face and accent)
7. Don’t worry about it.
8. Yo you wanna go creep?
9. You have the prettiest butt ever.
10. Juuuuuu thinkkkkk thaaat sinceee juuu takeee ballet…jyurrr better atttt yogaaaa than MOI??? (with a french accent)
11. HOW ARE YOU THE VIOLENT ONE?
12. Don’t worry, hun. You’re not the only one PMSing.
13. “If she tells you about brooklyn and all that crap ONE MORE TIME, I will cut her.”
14. Don’t F*** with the witch.
15. YOUZ MA LIL CROISSANT.
16. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER?
17. CAN I?
18. CAN I?
19. CAN I HAVE IT?
20. CAN I HAVE IT?
21. CAN I HAVE IT?
22. CAN I HAVE IT?

AIGHTTT. BYE……

LOVE YOU.

=)

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